Screamingly Important Facts
Your Astrologer Never Told You... ...

#1 Daily Newspaper Horoscopes Are Purely Entertainment!

Fact: Daily Horoscopes represent a silly misuse of astrological knowledge. In fact, the only part of a daily horoscope that is remotely related to astrology is the correct spelling of the astrological signs. Everything else is pure speculation and confabulation, and has virtually nothing to do with your birth chart or your Sun sign, or with anything related to the astrological interpretation of planetary forces. Please remember that these horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only and could be a good creative writing assignment for fifth graders. Consult a competent astrologer to determine the true cycles you are dealing with now.

Get All The Facts... We'll be posting a new fact in each of the coming months...